WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS THIS?

(OOC: ATTEMPTED EXPLANATION AND STUFF HERE.)

[WHAT'S THAT? IT'S A SOMEWHAT CREEPY-LOOKING BLUE-HAIRED GUY IN FETISH GEAR, A WHIP CLUTCHED IN HIS HAND, SUDDENLY TUMBLING OUT OF THE BUSHES AND GLANCING AROUND LIKE HE EXPECTS TO BE JUMPED BY SOMETHING WITH HUGE, SHARP TEETH AT ANY SECOND. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SPARKLES ARE THE LAST THING HE'S EXPECTING.]

WOT IN THE BLOODY 'ELL IS ALL THIS?

[WHAT’S THIS? THIS PICTURE SEEMS TO HAVE POSTED ITSELF ALL OVER TOWN, ON EVERY DOOR AND LAMP POST.]


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....WHAT'S A PROM, AND WHY WOULD I NEED A 'DATE' FOR IT?

IS IT SOME KIND OF PARTY?

HEY! WHAT'S THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN? THE GEOMAGNETIC POLE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THIS! WHERE'D THE LABYRINTH GO?